27 lugliio 2007

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING
BUDAPEST
JULY 2007

The Hungarian government would like to issue some practical advice for survival during the extreme heat conditions currently being experienced in the capital.

a,We recommend that you drink lots of water

b,We recommend staying in the shade and not moving around too much.

c,What we do NOT recommend, in fact we absolutely advice against is: dressing head to toe in black leather, in an enormous polystyrene box with numerous blazing furnace/braziers/torches, and fans designed to cool which, in fact, unexpectedly create the worlds largest FAN ASSISTED OVEN: all cunningly disguised as "Nottingham Castle". This kind of practice is highly irresponsible and could result in the roasting of internal organs. Should you find yourself in this rare and undesirable situation and you smell something cooking, please refer to points a, and b, for immediate relief.

NB. The addition of LARGE LEATHER CLOAKS and HOT AND BOTHERED ANGRY HORSE could exacerbate point c, and in this ridiculous and illegal situation we recommend you refer to point d,e, or f,

d,hide

e,call agent

f,think of loved ones taking Gondolas to work along the M5 and count yourself lucky!!!

Its quite hot here!!!
Love
Richard
XXX